By: Anonymous

Dear Dog and Cat,

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Like to Complain About Our Pets

1. They live here; you don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. I like my pet better than I like most people.
4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son or daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and speech challenged.

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